| Happy Nation Lingo |
| Adrenahoff | The hoff lover, DJ Adrenalin |
| Beans | Mixman's mum. Other names include Station, Sal, Megan, Smegan, Sill. |
| Blap | The Happy Nation remix of BRAAAPPPPP - The gunshot. The bigger the blap the better. Maximum Blappage is about the most amount of shots you can fire off at once |
| Brap | The original unremixed version of Happy Nation's BLAP |
| Chinny Baboon | .. Is a tune! |
| Coaf | Coffee |
| E Zed | The preferred way for many people to say hello. |
| EIEIO | Toxic's special greeting in the HNTV chatroom |
| Hammond | Raymonds real name. He was Nipper's neighbour. He set up a haullage company to rival Nipper, called Hammond. |
| Homie Gromie | A mythical figure within Happy Nation since it's conception. |
| It's Gone Greg Peaks | A Pete Tong remix. If it goes slow or skewiffy, "it's gone Greg Peaks". |
| Margo | An imaginary person. If you want a turn on the decks or on the computer gay, you say "Its my go". Someone in the room then says "who's Margo?" |
| Matt.S.Mad | DJ Trixta |
| Meow Fookin Meow | A random noise by superheros who watch Postman Pat |
| Mfer | Mother Fucker |
| Mofo | Mother Fucker |
| Nipper | Ben's talking dog. Nipper apparantly owned a haullage company and had shoes that let him fly. |
| Och | In recognition of Fuggz's log hurling, shortbread eating, kilt wearing Scottishness, "Och" is now part of our arsenal of chatroom greetings. |
| oi oi | HNTV's main chatroom greeting. By typing oioi, the chatroom will lovingly convert it to "OI TO THE FUCKINGGGGGGG OIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII" for you. |
| Raymond | See "Hammond" |
| Rubber Ducky | Wilzees sexual partner (other than Hay of course!) |
| Salmon | When a tuna is so much of a tuna that it can no longer merely be a tune, it becomes a Salmon |
| Slubbu | See "Ubbu". This one means goodbye. |
| Toaf | Tea |
| Tuna | When a tune is immense.. It becomes a TUNA! |
| Twunt | Perfect for if you feel like a twat and a c*nt |
| Ubbu | One of HN's oldest words - Used to say hello. It is derived from Peter Pan saying "Hello Boys" |
Wednesday 10th of March
